Squeegee tales

The only ones I remember are the good ones. I got hired off the corner a few times. To bus at the Palomino club. The first night I got trapped in the corner by a couple lesbians. I don’t really look at the people though, it’s all about the money. I’ve seen naked women lying in the back of cars. I’ve washed the mayor’s window. Politics doesn’t mean anything. What you pass in the field and what you believe in are two different things. The same mayor passed bylaws saying I can’t squeegee your window at all.

I washed a nice Mercedes before. Gave me $20. A viper once. Those are the best. You get so many beaters and people are like “don’t touch my car! No man, don’t touch my windows!” and then you get a nice BMW and the guy's just sitting back and throws you a bill. The guy in the beater is just mad at you because he has to go to his office job that he hates. The good cars though, they can keep you from getting bitter.

It’s just sales though. You take enough knives to people’s homes, eventually somebody needs a knife. You’re selling soap on a stick. Eventually somebody bites. I’m kind of like the avon lady really.